hi peeps -.- couldnt count the days which i havent posted 4 so long -.- lol
anw, i jus came back from the p6 camp. if i were to rate it frm 1-10, i would say 8

i wouldnt say its exellent i'll say its very good
1st of all...
the motivational talk was ok... when they handed out the fake PSLE certs, i told tsang tht i wanted to scan the paper, add colour, and add the grades and the aggregate score and print it using plastic paper -.- then i'll show it to the sec schools... but of couse, that was impossible -.-

2nd of all, the tree top hike
it was tiring and the trail was very long
the only thing i enjoyed about the tree top hike was the suspension bridge which we could see the reservoir. the second thing was the monkeys. i saw some on the way back.

3rd of all was the hip hop dance lessons.
it was fun and tiring! after 3 times of repeating the dance steps, i could not feel my legs! they were all jelly...

4th, the night walk.
many people were scared but i was not! i screamed to add to the scary ambiance and the teacher leading us sprayed us in the end. we had to crawl through tunnels, go up and down small stairs overall, this was FUN!

5th, the boxercise.
the boxercise instructor had fever and could not come but mr salleh came to take over. he taught us Ballet moves and alot of balancing.

6th, the dragon-boating
haha this was the most fun! although tony could not go boating, he said that he played handiplass with the coached on land. theodore said i paddled too fast. we lost to our own class at the mini-race.

7th, the teambuilding games.
the most fun game was HANDIPLASS lol haha. there were some other issues i would not want to talk about but if u want to find out, pls find me in sch

8th the meals.
this was HORRIBLE!!!!! u noe, everytinme you eat rice you would find it in lumps, chewy chewy derh right? but the rice there was so hard that you can feel each hard grain of rice.

9th the movie.
this part was ok except for the fact that most of the students choose the movie that was showing this sunday! Night at the Museum part 1

10th the sleeping
this was also ok but tony!!!!!!!!!!!!! he woke up at 0500h and started talking. i am okay if u talk softly but he talked so loud until i could not sleep!!!!
so i only slept 4h 30min...

overall, this camp was OKAY

thts all folks!!

hey peeps yeah knew i din post 4 such a looooong time -.-
yeah lots of things happen lately in sch and theres tones of hw to do!
just this weekend i had to do 2 chinese ws wif 2 compre OE lol!
and write an essay for chinese and half a math practise paper!
lol
so tired!
lately i'm into mapleanime.com
its so cool!
lol
Maple Evil and Maple Kombat are the nicest fan made series EVER!
and now sch got smth called the LEAD portal or smth
then teachers give you assignments to do on the internet and you can do your own learning lol!
sianz
nth to do now!!!!
BTW
i play drift city

my name is Maifune so i u play drift city, find me on CRAS i'm lvl 22 and an OMD driver!

ANd kitty, when u wanna publish the game we made?

The Real Story of the Three Idiotic, Retarded and Smart Assed pigs


I’m sure everyone knows the story of the Three Little Pigs right? Ok but things are not what they seem! You see, it all really started with just backing a cake for my sickly granny. It was her 23rd wedding anniversary so I wanted to help my grandpa and grandma celebrate because they were both sick
When I was baking the cake, I found that I did not have enough sugar. So I went out to get some sugar from my lovely neighbours, the pigs. But I did admit that I had caught a cold yesterday when it was raining. As I did not want to disappoint my grandparents, I had to put up with the cold and bake the stupid cake for them. Then, I still had to make their favourite Singapore Laksa with many sea cockles! Where on earth could I find cheap genuine and fresh sea cockles for them?!?! The market sells them for 1kg 300 dollars! What the hell? And the beach that they catch sea cockles from is 5 miles away! So I had to fork out my savings to give them a memorable wedding anniversary… sometimes, I really wonder why they are such a nuisance.
So I went out and the 1st thing I did was to go to the bank and withdrew $1200 so that I could but 4kg of sea cockles. Then, I went to the market and bought 4kg of them.
Then, I went to the doctors to get my anti-sneezing for 12 hours medicine. But because I had fresh alive sea cockles with me, they chased me out because I had the stench of them.
I tried other clinics and poly-clinics and even hospitals but all I got was being chased out.
So I had to try and put up with my sneezing.
Then I went to my neighbours to borrow some sugar. The 1st neighbour built his house out of... STRAW! What? Who in the right state of mind would build his/her house out of STRAW! This guy obviously had no common sense that when the wind blows, this whole darn thing would just collapse! So I cared less and knocked on the door and said, “little pig little pig, I’m in need of some sugar to bake a cake. So would you please lend me some?” After 1 minute, I received a response, “hey I know that you’re the idiotic big bad wolf who wants to eat me inside out! Never will I open this damned door so that you would come in and kill me!
Then, I felt that one of the straw had caressed against my nose, then, I could not bear with it any longer and then I sneezed. What happened next was stupid and as I had expected, the whole darn stupid retarded straw house just collapsed! Then, there stood the stupid retarded pig who built his retarded house out of straw. I though, since granny liked pig meat, I just had to slit that fat pig’s throat and he would be granny’s dinner. But I had vowed not to kill any pigs for the rest of my life so I left him alone.
Then, I went to the second house. This guy’s a little smarter than his retarded little brother pig. He built his house out of sticks. But if there was rain, the whole darn structure would be icky and unfit for living. This one was idiotic. At least his retarded pig’s straw house’s door could withstand my gentle knock but when I knocked gently on the door, it fell! There stood the idiotic pig, dead as a doornail.
Then I heard a scream. It was the retarded pig running and screaming away towards my direction and then, he hit the durian tree and died.
So I left the idiotic pig and went to the third pig’s house. Now this one’s a little interesting. He built his house out of bricks. He must have been the smarty pants of the house, unlike his two idiotic and retarded little pigs. So I pressed on the doorbell and asked, “little pig, little pig, could I borrow some sugar so that I could bake a lovely cake for my granny?”
A moment later, he responded, “never! You idiotic big bad wolf! Wolves don’t have grannies, even if they had, I wouldn’t believe you! And if you had one, she could go and sit on a pin!” “You just want me as dinner right? If so, you can just go to hell!”
Ok, I’m fine if that smart ass show off scolds me but I just can’t stand his attitude and when he scolds my granny, I get all worked up and go a little crazy.
So again, I heard screams and this time, it was the idiotic pig running towards me. He hit another durian tree and died.
So I wanted to get back at that damned smart ass show off for scolding my granny and I kept knocking on the door and kept sneezing. There was really a commotion and that darned little pig went to report me to the police about me harassing and creating a nuisance outside his house and within minutes, I was arrested and charged to court.
On the very same day all that happened, I was in court and I told the judge the exact same story and then the judge took pity on me and let me go. She said, “ because he was agitated and he did not commit any murder and he was just trying to borrow some sugar for his dear old grandparents, I hereby let him go with a warning and as for the little pig, he scolded the wolf’s granny, he agitated him and therefore, he created a nuisance outside his house and he also made a false call to the police, he will be charged with a fine of up to $ 1,000,000 and for the mother of the pigs, she will be charged for giving birth to two stupid retarded pigs and she will be imprisoned to 5 years.”
Luckily, nearby the court house, there was a provision shop selling sugar and I bought it.
So I went back home and cooked the most delicious Singapore Laksa with tons and tons of sea cockles and a delicious cake for my grandparents. They had the most memorable wedding anniversary ever and I had the most memorable day of my life ever.
The End
Written by: Leonard Sim Jun Jie: D

Hey yeahs know tt its early in the morning and so
quite tired actually
but cant sleep
had a wonderful morning today
because its March 13 on the lunar calender, then got this "old sin men g" thing so must go pray for my Chor Ma and Chor Gong at the Mandai Crematorium and Columbarium place go tt time got bring tons of Joss Paper n stuff lah so go frm tampinese to mandai abt 50 mins or so? yeah nt to mention, i woke up at 4.30 a.m this morning than 5 a.m go fetch my "san gu po and er gu po" (third grand aunt and second grand aunt) yeah than reach Mandai there then there alot of ppl (b4 my granny told me its the Sin Meng thing, i thought to meself, Y got so many ppl die on this day???)
it was packed! no space to park
lol
and we had so many josspapers and so yeah and then must carry all down then go to the place and then pray and setup the table and put the food for Chor Ma and Chor Gong eat
they say to see if the ppl eat alr must throw 2 50cent coins or so the i dunno its heads or tails then dunno lah abt 10 mins ltr, they say Chor Ma and Chor Gong eat already yeah and then must take the big bags of joss paper and pray say to go Behind and collect your money and stuff E.G. Clothes, Shoes, Goldbars and the Big yellow bag filled with money and the hell notes and the joss papers
usually they say that Chor Ma and Chor Gong eat slowly but they know today is the sin Meng thing so they eat faster then can let ppl take the parking spot. ( My Chor Ma and Chor Gong so Considerate)
so we went behind to the place where they have the pits to burn all the "Dead Ppl Stuff"
yeah sarted of with pouring the Hand Folded Joss paper then the Big Yellow Bags
then SET IT ALIGHT!!! YEAH BABY!
then the fire so big that it kept me awake !! lets sing the campfire song -.-!
alfter that we put in the hell notes
followed by Chor Gong and Ma's clothes, shoes and stuff -.-
then we stay there pray 4 awhile and then i found 1 more pack of hell notes than i SERIOUSLY dunno if its ours then i ask me granny and then she sae is then ask me to point out the area where i found it then she confirm is ours then we open it and then burn it -.- yeah the fire was big
then we left the area and went to the tampinese Round Market and had our breakfast (i didnt eat)
then come back to me granny house which i am in right now -.-
yeah and so know u know what to do during the Sin Meng time/festival
this is oni old one dunno which other sunday is the "New" one yeah and bye bye i go eat me breakfast!

hey yeahs so far so bored -.-
lols yeahs
anw i got a ghost story tt once happened to me in sch

wna hear it?

here it goes ....

it was about 6.30 ++
it was about around late January tt time

i was in the foyer in sch waiting 4 guanxiang to arrive
there were some teachers/students coming to school also
as you know, our sch carpark is tiled with those kinda carpark tiles, not tar
even if it was tar, when a car drives on it, there is bound to be a sound
a sound of the car wheels driving on the tar
so i saw a silver car coming towards the foyer and as usual it had the usual car driving sounds on the tiled floor
yeah
so i saw a small malay boy around Pri 3 or so
carrying a big piece or Styrofoam walking outta the car
then the car left
as usual the same old driving sound on the tiled floor
it was exactly like a car coming and going and u wouldn't realize that u saw a ghost
so on with the story
so as u know our sch has the heritage gallery thing and so
so the malay boy
head down (most probably tired)
walked to the 1st board of the gallery
this time, i went on the other side and when i went to see behind the board,
THERE WAS NO ONE!!! OMG i got so freaked out
i looked 360 degrees around and saw no one!!!
it was like even if i couldn't see him then,he would like wun like walk so fast right?
after he disappeared, there was complete silence
only my walking sounds -.-
i can describe the boy to you ...

he was small in size, abt a Pri 3 pupil size, carrying either a Black or Red bag with a big piece of Styrofoam covering his body except his head -.- yeah and he wears our school uniform and shorts

after that, i rushed to the canteen and waited 4 Guan Xiang there

i can tell you, everyword i wrote, said was purely based on what EXACTLY HAPPENED and what i saw!! i can say that everyword i wrote , said was true

Yeah dunno wad to do wif the previous one -.- yeah lol
ppl even claimed it DEAD
me too yeah
lately, schools boring
feel so bored
dunno y jerome dosent ><
maybe hes still a kid
or maybe its my moodswings -.-
lol
going really bored nowadays >< haish
y are darren jerome n ryan so idiotic n irritating


i hated darren cos he so Hao Lian
i Hated Ryan even more cos he not jus Hao Lian, he anyhow scold ppl -.-

ytd hor, during recess, i was playing soccer
usually i wun anyhow to go and like jus walk away
but i did -.- ytd
Reason:

when i took my throw in, my specs drop then accidentally foul throw
i let tzang take the foul throw in jiu swan le
but then hor
ryan take me as enemy lehs
how can?we in same team lehs
i take the ball,kick it to jerome, how he miss alittle, then keithon took it, i kena scolding
i jiu swan lerh i dun do anything
dun do anything oso kena scolding
do sumthing oso kena scolding
swan leh dowan play lerh
walk off lorh
guess wad
WALK OFF I KENA YELLOW CARD FRM DARREN

wtd? aiyah dun care much lerh
jus walk off
then ltr
ming ming is ryan anyhow scold ppl, hor
expect me sae sorry to him?
WTh this is wad law
like like murderer ask victim sae sorry to him
WTH zeh si simi law lai eh?

aiyah go eat breakfast liaos
dun tok so much
BYE -.-